Go ahead and sign up for the forum now.  It's brand spanking new (I don't condone spanking). In a few years you'll be able to say, "I was their from the start!"

And Sammy, if you ever get this, I'd love to have you post some stories too! You Rock, Dude!

Here's the original Sammy Hagar Video:

This YouCantrol website is really great for editing the text and photos on my website without having to wait for some high priced and/or flaky programmer.

Later in the evening we were watching some TV and Mom was wrapping presents. I had a great time playing with the shiny bows then my parents decided to move the presents to the dining room table out of my reach. They MUST be for me!  I hope it's a MyDailyDiaper Flip Video!

Apparently, we did this last year, but I was just a little kid then, so I hardly remember it. 

Until next time.

Zak

Until next time,

Zak

Until next time,

Zak

Happy Thanksgiving!

Zak

They all came over for a little birthday party. It was perfect...  Just family and a few dear friends. Nothing crazy like bounce houses and annoying clowns. I'm only one for Pete's sake. My Grandmother made an incredible chocolate cake with white icing. I was trying to eat it but everyone was taking pictures and laughing, so I decided to give them a show. I smeared a little cake on my gob, tossed a few chunks on the floor, raised my cake-covered hands in the air and yelled something unintelligible (there's a first time for everything). Looking forward to year 2. 

Until next time,

Zak

Thanks,

Zak

My dad carved up a Union Jack pumpkin in keeping with the pirate theme.

Hope you had a fun and safe Halloween.

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Zak

If you like something buy it! Sales from this store will determine if I go to an ivy league school or community college.

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Zak

It was a fun process. They asked me all kinds of questions about me, my website, my target audience, then came back with a page full of hand-drawn sketches and had a story for each one. I liked them all, but there were 2 that really struck a chord with me (#4 and #10 see photo on right).  We talked about these and created a hybrid of the two. The result is what you see at the top of the website.

At first glance what appears to be steaming cup of coffee is really a steamy diaper. Behind it, the words, "Hot off the Press".  That's freakin' hilarious!  I think I might have to slap this logo on some SWAG and sell it on my website. Thanks Creatovision!

Until next time,

Zak

My Dad seems to be an expert at picking out just the right pumpkin — shape, size, color and cleanliness. He also smacked a few while holding it next to his ear. I guess I still have a lot to learn. 

There were also some farm animals that people were hand-feeding like chickens, goats, and sheep. They were a little smelly, so I didn't do that. 

Until next time,

Zak 

My Mom and Dad unloaded everything including the car seat that goes from the car to the stroller very nicely. When we came out from lunch, my stroller wasn't there! We look down the rows of parked buggies and lo and behold, the identical stroller. Not quite identical... it was really beat up and covered in Lord knows what, and there were some obvious girl toys in the bottom. 

Some seriously inconsiderate family, upgraded!  I was stroller-jacked! Can you believe it?  The worst part is that this parent (or lack there of), taught their sponge of a toddler that this was OK! Fortunately the only thing we left in the stroller was a tin of Altoids.

Every once in a while we see someone with the same make and model, and we always check the zippered pocket located under the handle. The zipper was broken on mine... the only thing wrong with the stroller. 

Last month my Dad's friend was playing at the Brea Jazz Festival (the Kyle Crane Band), and we see this stroller making its way through the crowd. Ooooh, could this be the one?  It's relatively clean. As it passed, the 3 of us all checked out the tail end of the stroller like construction workers at a job site, and in deed- the zipper was busted open!  My Dad politely approached the young father pushing his son and asked, "That's a cool stroller! Did it come with a tin of Curiously Strong Altoids?"   The man looked puzzled. But I couldn't tell if he was puzzled by such a strange question, or confused that he had been made. We may never know. But there possibly goes one man, pushing the next generation criminal in a stroller. How sad.

Somehow, we must forgive them and move on. Perhaps they needed it more than us. And no worries, I'm cruising around in a sweet new 3-wheel Jeep--with a combination cable lock.

Until next time,

Zak

This will be short and sweet... what's the deal with faux-hawks?  There's a new kid in daycare sporting one of these.  Did this 3 year old wake up and say, "I'd like a hair due that reflects the punk rock era of the 70's."  I think not... MOM!

Until next time,

Zak

Until next time,

Zak

Anyway, after my Dad changed my diaper this morning, I climbed up on the changing table and looked over the edge to see what he was doing with my poopy diaper.  He lifted the lid on this white round tube and forced it inside. I cringed at the way he man-handled my masterpiece. 

He mumbled something about it being full then put me on the floor with my toys.  He proceeded to open this thing up and took out a huge cluster of diapers... like 3 or 4 days worth! He tied off the other end and took it out to the trash can.  I was confused.  Some of my best work was in there!   

I snapped a photo of it to hang on my photo board. 

Until next time,

Zak

So I'm at my friends house and he's showing me how he trades stocks online, and we get to talking about how easy that is. And I say, "Speaking of easy, you know of an easy way I can get my website up and running?"  And he goes on about YouCantrol, and I say, "You Control" and he says "NO. YOU CANtrol, like You-Can-Control!"  And then he tells me about how YouCantrol will build the site that I want, then make it so I can change any of the content whenever I want... and it's easy!" Easy as shoving one of the blocks in the hole.

So today, I got my new YouCantrol Website. I figured I'd create a blog and event calendars and maybe even a photo gallery so my family can easily keep up with me on the go. Speaking of go...   until next time.

Zak